So is a doucheschooner like a douche canoe, but worse? Is there an established hierarchy of douchebaggery I can consult?

Didn’t we establish that the minimum balance on a starbucks card is $5? *Checks* Yes, yes we did.

I don’t think that that is possible. The engine and the compressor generate incredible amounts of heat. Unless the car was in motion, I do believe that the engine would overheat and stall in way less time than an hour. Then the battery would drain since the key was still engaged and the blower would be running. Not to…