Your kids are smart. Those teddy bears are pure evil.

My heart goes out to you. I’m hoping that people read posts like yours and mine and they decide to stop giving the beloved aunt scented candles, the pastor’s wife a decorative seasonal wreath, the nice lady at their office a Hershey’s cocoa mug set. Take them out to a meal or a manicure if you’re so stoked on them!…

Now tell me about those teddy bears. 😋

I think we would be able to nudge her in that direction with a bit of coaxing. She’s into veterans’ causes(her deceased husband was in the military). Also, her close friend is involved with an organization that sets up special needs adults in their own places to work and live more independently. It is difficult for…

WeegeeMan’s mother is a very sweet, awesome person, but too much of a packrat. People give her these ugly decorative gifts all the time and she feels terrible throwing them away. She just keeps them while they collect dust and clutter her house taking up space. She is prone to bouts of depression and I know that the…

My mother did the same thing to me. She gave me a gold necklace with a heart-shaped gold pendant that had a few stones set in it. One of those types of necklaces that a boy in high school buys for his girlfriend on Valentines Day.

The beauty of the internet is (besides being able to read articles like this) is that you can get almost anything bespoke these days at affordable prices. iTailor is a good example, you can get shirts, pants, suits, etc. that have your inseam and your preferred cuts and prints. Undandy has awesome shoes(though they…

I don’t have IBS, so I’m not familiar with particular foods that trigger it, but I will offer some suggestions based on your vegan diet. Take them or leave them.

This may be far down the list of Trump bummers.

I’m hoping that Republicans will have Robo-Trump represent them in 2020. He seems more even-keeled, stylish, relatable, and reasonable.

Or you can completely skip the long Haunted Mansion lines and take them into the lair of the Orange Demogorgon. It’s the same thing but the context may need some explaining beforehand.

If you’re correct, you’d think “They” would get a more a high-profile stooge like one of the eyeliner guys from Good Charlotte.

I’m looking forward to Alien Ant Farm’s actual Alien Ant Farm.

I know plenty of men who have described guys like him as their “type”. So don’t feel too bad.

Colin can stare longingly into my eyes anytime he wants.

Insane Clown Party? So Republican then?

I would like to add that Coulter and her ilk are doing all they can to make access to birth control services even more difficult, especially to low income women.

Agreed. I’m a big fan of Greg and his podcast and I love how much he admires his wife(a woman whose high level of intelligence is enviable to me) and advocates for women’s rights by her side.

Weird Al, John Oliver, President Obama, Nick Offerman, Greg Proops, Joel Hodgson

Ahhhh okay “we don’t own you like Zora(said).” Thank you for clearing that up.