Oh it’s definitely unrealistic, I’m just saying that if the guy had a proven track record of like “he always has a book out in [x] years”, there could at least be a debate about it, but as it stands Martin left them no choice.

I don’t even care much about GoT or ASoIaF but that’s a fucking bold statement coming from a man who seemingly refuses to make more source material for showrunners to adapt! Like, I actually agree with his sentiment but god damn George, do you not see the hypocrisy in you being the one to say it?

Totally agree.

The final test of Tom Cruise’s star path:

I was gonna say, how is it even news that an old dude said something fucked up? That’s like, the default. It should be news when anyone over 70 hasn’t expressed at least one cancel-able viewpoint.

With a dash of Web 1.0 trolling.

Shit man, if I had a 40 I would pour it out right now. RIP to a real one.

I’d imagine that any Mickey D’s food could be a fast way to gain back those calories they’re constantly burning so I don’t doubt that claim at all.

My lawyers have advised me to plead the 5th at this time

Just give it enough time and I’m sure there will be...

It’s a damn shame Young Sheldon wrapped before we could start the Unnecessary Prequel Cinematic TV Universe off the ground

“We’ll confess we’re not entirely sure what the studio sees in the prospect of new projects set in a universe where the basic joke is “What if a Frankenstein and a Vampirella got together and had a Wolfman?””

Amen to that. 

Oh it’s definitely nebulous as hell. But the whole thing is more of a spinoff argument/lament about the increasing reliance on brands and already established franchises for content in Hollywood. 

Finally a reality show for me! Uh.. I mean, a friend I know...

“Jurassic is one of my favorite movies” [...] “And the script’s great. The movie’s going to fucking kill”

He’s famous, sure. But the whole argument about whether Hollywood has “movie stars” is more about the actual star appeal. Like for example back at the height of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s action star heyday, he could sell a movie on his name alone. Like look at the original poster for Predator and his name is just…

“Why isn’t changing absolutely nothing working?”

Yeah Marvel doing the “jump in anywhere” approach hasn’t really been a thing since back in the ‘80s when Jim Shooter was the editor-in-chief.