But without those everybody’s gonna go from bitching that blockbusters don’t get any Oscars to bitching that they don’t get ANY awards!

That’s still the first thing that pops into my head when someone mentions any of the Matrix sequels

I believe either one is acceptable these days

But after lunch though, that’s just another day in the city.

That’s kind of a bummer but I don’t get why seeing people in wasteland makeup would fuck you up. I mean, I suppose if you didn’t know it was makeup, you’d think it was the world’s weirdest homeless camp and that might be depressing, but she did know. But then again, I have not spent 2 months in wasteland makeup so who…

That’s true. I too am a millennial and unfortunately fell into the classic boomer “blame trends I don’t like on people younger than me” trap! Yeah, I do remember really liking Phantom Menace as a kid (I think the things that stuck with me most at the time were thinking that all the ships looked really cool because…

I get that but honestly while I’ve never seen them as the masterpieces they’re sometimes praised as, I can still see that the originals are pretty good.

It’s probably only because of how toxic the discourse about everything relating to Episode 1 got and companies wanted to distance themselves from everything about it.

“It makes people happy and it funds some good causes. It’s a lot of extraneous cash that you can donate to Rainforest Trust and you can still go out to dinner that night.

The best comment I’ve seen anybody make about this is “Roger Corman’s funeral will be on time, under budget, and have enough extra footage for three more funerals.”

I have to assume so. I mean, you see so many shows these days getting canned after only a few seasons. Or hell, even some long ones like some of the CSIs. Nothing lasts 20 damn seasons in the streaming age without having killer numbers coming from SOMEWHERE. 

Listen, I honestly don’t mind if the site wants to publish things like this but why is it listed when I hit “News”?

I keep wondering when they’re gonna have either Marky Mark or a CGI Charlton Heston show up at the end of one of these to complete the cycle but I suppose as long as they keep making money, there’ll be some new _____ of the Planet of the Apes movie that takes place in the convenient past.

Oh, I thought Hemsworth was still on top of the power rankings. Guess I need to update my chart...

Took me a minute to get that but bravo, take your star

Luckily, the Power Cosmic lets you avoid such issues

I just hope he has a big G on his chest like he did back in his original appearance

Yeah, as a dude who used to work at an Apple repair shop, I can confidently say these things just get more and more fragile with every iteration (and harder and harder to fix as Apple does not like it when anybody but them gets the money from a repair). Even if they don’t straight up break they’re so much easier to…

He didn’t go that hard on it but I really am loving this era of Hugh Grant no longer giving a fuck.  I know he’s a celebrity (and ergo, probably sucks if I look into it even a little) but I feel like I’d want to hang out with him just to hear him shit talk like, everything...

Honestly I’d probably rather get force choked than deal with a room of those ghoulish CEOs.