I want it to be Luigi’s Mansion but if it’s not a straight up sequel to the first movie, I feel positive it will be a Donkey Kong Country movie.

WHAT, 9000?!

All that made me think of is how the minute Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale are dead, a BTTF remake will be greenlit before (whichever one dies last)‘s body is in the ground.

Well, there’s one sequel, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, which most people hate as far as I’m aware.

I never said it didn’t? But yeah, you can count the good legacy sequels/reboots on your fingers... possibly on one hand

I think one of the reasons so many Potter adults (and Disney adults, and whatever other way-too-hardcore fandom of children’s entertainment you can name) are unable to let go is because nothing ever ENDS anymore.

Yeah I think fans trying to age up kids stuff for themselves is real terrible.

There is a time-honored tradition of actors being completely upfront about taking a job—particularly a sub-par job—for the paycheck.

Kirsten Dunst, Emma Stone, and Zendaya in: Spider-Man(’s love interests): No Way Home.

in a move that is only surprising because we assumed it had already happened,

I mean, Netflix openly joked about account-sharing on their official Twitter account for years.  The time for “building goodwill” is over, the time for “pay up, bitch” is upon us.

Mulaney and Anna were the most stereotypical annoying late 20's/early 30's dog owning couple on the planet

I think both can be respectable responses to these sort of break-up scandals. That is, depending on how the tell-all is and what it actually tells. We’ve all seen these sorts of stories and sometimes there’s some real messed up shit behind the scenes and sometimes it’s fairly benign and seems like a cash grab. I…

Frankly it’d be more surprising for a comedian not to have some sort of dark secret and/or skeletons in the closet. Like, I’ve done a couple of open mics but I know I’ve got to at least try heroin if I want to go pro.

Otacon?

Definitely makes sense to end it after 3 seasons. Don't want to risk a Stranger Things scenario where the kids all start growing up too fast to be... well, kids. 

Nostalgia Critic is what it made me think of too, I just didn't think many people would get that touchstone. 

Makes sense, since I’ve always thought T&E’s stuff was bit of a mixed bag. However this looks worse than other “intentionally bad” comedies

I like a lot of weird cinema but I uh... think this looks kinda bad? Like I get it they’re on a small indie budget but like, it looks like everything (aside from the animated bits) was shot on one greenscreen in the same room.  I mean good for them for getting the movie out there somehow while dodging the army of…