You were born in Nevada... you don’t get the right to be offended by St. Paddy’s... Christ on a crutch you Americans are so fucking delusional it’s disgusting.

I totally care...that this shit is worthy of keystrokes.

I assume many of the haters and joksters who comment on these articles are people who primarily browse Deadspin and are regular sports fans.

Um, why the fuck should anyone have to put up with even virtual groping if they don’t want it?

Think of how traumatizing that could be to people who have been assaulted in real life. Or molested.  

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

It’s not a witch hunt when someone is literally talking about something awful and then trying to walk it back by suggesting he’s just a different kind of awful.

However:

But the world needs more videos of random fucks reacting to movie trailers.

Hey, maybe Youtube will go back to being a place for people to share videos rather than a place where people go to try and make money by imposing their face over something that somebody else made.

all i’m reading rn is penis penis penis penis penis penis

Thanks for that whitesplaining. I’ll copy your comment and email it to the Chinese director and primarily Chinese cast. They’ll be grateful that you saved them from their internalized racism.

Where did you get the advance copy of the film, or are just making a lot of assumptioms?

Should post about dumb shit Kotaku STILL post, like Snackatu reviews... :D

“Just what makes games like Final Fantasy VII and Chrono Trigger so special?”

LOL, sure, because everyone else there is dressed so professionally.

That...doesn’t automatically nullify any criticisms. :-/

Just remember kids, so long as YOU don’t personally care about it, anyone else who does is wrong!

Oooooor! We could get over *ourselves* and think about other people for once.

Every time I take my puppy out of the crate every morning, she stands in my lap and covers my face in kisses. I’m not taking that away from her.