Crowley issued the following statement:

She didn’t need a lot of words. The ones she stole were great. Fantastic. Only the best words.

#peptalktruthers

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

My nephew sat in the exact same place for about 10 hours on his tablet. This guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

My four year old spent 20 minutes peeling paper wrappers off crayons yesterday.

“Try getting a 3- or 4-year-old today to sit for 12 minutes...”

Take I heard is that family was upset with Munn for talking publicly about sex life, but then turned around and rallied around his brother after he cheated on his long time gf and started dating somebody else.

Munn/Aaron were already upset about them taking umbrage with public sex thing, thought this was rank…

While Rep. Lewis was literally putting his body on the line for Civil Rights, this man-child was busy dodging the draft any way he could.

I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends.

Nah, nah. There’s a difference between clocking in at your HR job at Fox News and being the face of a celebration of an open racist. This isn’t just another job. A person has to have some integrity.

The argument that people knew what they were getting into is silly. I played high school football, and while clearly not talented, even I was told to suck it up and play. I remember getting my “bell rung” and people laughing about it as I looked up to the sky wondering where I was. I don’t remember (ha!) the word…

Andy Serkis.

Good. It’s ridiculous that the “he wanted to be white” myth is still hanging around. We’ve had enough proof of his vitiligo to have some damn sense about it. I get that it’s a weird situation, but come on.

This sounds like a setup.

Well.... our immigration policy with Cuba for the last like 50 years has basically been about sticking it to the commies and saying “your country is so shitty that we’ll automatically accept any of your citizens as asylum-seekers just by virtue of being from there”. If we’re going to have better international…

look at your url bar pissboy

Nice welcome to the family. Don’t mind Kotaku humping your leg; it does that to everyone.

oh look, an asshole