Don’t buy a gift for your boss. Gifts at work are weird, and if they’re going to be done at all, should really only flow downward.

I’m firmly team “do not buy gifts for your boss”. You can gift down (your staff, assistant, etc.) but gifting up is awkward unless you have a significant personal friendship. Your boss doesn’t want you to spend money on her.

You can tell for a beat that Rodgers is thinking about it, knows that he is going to get bullshit for it, and then just says “fuck it, this is too important” and then says it anyway.

He has always come across as an intelligent, thoughtful guy. This confirms what I have always thought about him.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

Lesbians are known dine and dashers. It’s actually part of their gay agenda.

just like college hunks haul your junk!

We have Leprecan in Chicago.

I had been living stateside for years before I realized the genius multilevel punnery of the Sleepy’s slogan, “For the Rest of your Life.” Like, not only will the mattress last the rest of your life, but you’ll have the greatest rest you have experienced in your lifetime... It’s too clever for how hokey that jingle…

What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

Not really, though. It is not uncommon for businesses in Black neighborhoods to be owned by everyone except Black people.

Um... How... How is he doing that wrong? How do you manage to fail at hoodies?

Monty Python was right, Camelot is a silly place.

Diana Moskovitz deserves a fucking Pulitzer for her coverage of the NFL’s craven stupidity on this issue and and, truthfully, in all things.

I’m not sure who Demon! is arguing against, but I don’t think it’s you.

I know. Deklan is a terrible name.

Don’t feel bad, she has millions of dollars to spend on people who help her look her best all the time. If you have millions of dollars paying people to help you look your best and still not managing it, ok then maybe hire some new people better at their jobs.

“I know which side I am on.”

Well would you look at that. An apology would be nice, but at least he’s been shamed into offering an alternative exam.

Dude looks like Hugo Schwyzer’s older brother. I bet he looooooves Jonathan Franzen novels.

Professor Brigham sounds just bursting with empathy for his students of color. It’s pretty easy to be brave and take a stand and “not let them win” when you’re not the party threatened. Well, now you’re famous, asshole.