Whether other people are actually judging you or it’s all in your head often has little bearing on how embarrassed you are.

They steal everything.

I didn’t know that, but that makes a lot of sense then. Margaret Cho made it seem like she was just reaching out to any old Asian — if it’s a cause she’s a major voice on then Swinton seems even more on point in contacting her (also I should have suspected that because let’s be real Swinton could probably get the…

Counterpoint: The Shallows is actually a pretty good movie and the cast is not (because Blake Lively is the cast)

Not comedic purposes. Making another actor look bad and propping herself up purposes.

Ha no I agree. I was kidding. It’s funny how each side thinks its using the other but no one talks out loud about what the actual terms are.

Cho clearly did not feel the love.

I’m Team Tilda here and am impressed that she sent you the full conversation when she obviously had done this privately to avoid stepping into something over her head.

I’m embarrassed by how long this took me to get, but well played Matisyahu, well played. Genuinely LOL’d when it clicked.

That’s why I fainted too — how I found out I was pregnant, in fact. Fetuses are the worst.

I can’t even imagine how embarrassing this was for her. I fainted at work once in front of 2 people and I couldn’t look anyone in the face for a week. She fainted in front of the president and held up his final press conference — I would never recover.

Only if it has a funny sounding name.

Joke’s on them. It’s not for nothing that they call us the Chosen People.

This one drives me nuts. They are not on our side people, they do not care about Jews and the need to protect Israel for your well being and safety and sanctuary.

It’s horrifying and dismaying that most Republicans (most politicians, if we’re being honest) think that the best and only way to win over American Jews and seem like they’re prioritizing their well being is to pledge allegiance to Israel and Jerusalem and shit on the Palestinians.

Shit.

They earned every penny.

OK I’ll totally agree with that when you have the ability to tell the future.

Clinically, Alzheimers is far from the only cause of cognitive decline...

Yes, but since we can’t know the future, we rely on statistics. Obama could have slipped in the shower the day after inauguration and died. I could get hit by a car after leaving work today. Those things do happen (so do unexpected medical catastrophes), but statistically I’m not going to die before seeing 40 (or…