Curiously, there isn’t a limit on the number of tweets he can make. And yet...

Of course they can. But If you’re a person with an enormous platform, what you choose to identify as the thing you are deeply humiliated by holds special significance.

p transphobic to assume only men can have penises

Yeah because the white working class in Midwood are exactly like the white working class in the Rust Belt. Two peas in a pod for sure.

Apologies to the liberal penises out there. I should not have been so indiscriminate.

*Pokemon

Why not both?

If they all share their fleshlights though...

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

Charming. I had forgotten that because I most prominently associate him with this and the “black crime” designated section on his website. From the same ex wife

They don’t because they’re idiots and still think he’s on their side.

I was upset about Reince (a bad guy and the most establishment of establishment Republicans), until I saw that Bannon — a sexist, racist, anti semitic, anti-LGBQT, shit heel of a man — will have the ear of a child with impulse control for the next 4 years.

Whelp, either a room of professional comedians decided to run an extremely easy joke or I should be a professional comedian because I was able to come up with the same one. I’ll leave it to you to decide which is the case.

Did he make that joke? I don’t watch that show and hadn’t heard it, but it’s pretty tee’d up by Trump’s prior statements and current picks so I’m not surprised someone else has made it as well.

Makes sense — bring in swamp monsters to drain the swamp

It’s getting under his skin — that’s reason enough for me.

I’m thinking it’s less that he remembered to be an adult than that an aide jacked his phone.

I don’t usually use this kind of dismissive language online and I know you’re a troll but nevertheless: FUCK YOU.

People like to ignore historical parallels until they bite them in the ass. We’re scared for us too.

He’s not in a great place about it but is pretty heartened by the fact that we are hearing things like this in horror — drawing attention to it is better than the alternative.