As a rule I try not to buy any gimmicky things that are single purpose so I doubt I would have ever bought them for myself — the first time I was dealing with two sick kids at once a friend dropped off a case of them as a joke and I still have some left — but like most things, it’s just an ease issue. I survived many…

That’s absolutely the perfect description — you should pitch it to them for marketing.

Never in my life have I been more earnest about anything as my love for My Brest Friend. Best name for the best device ever invented.

It’s funny that right before this aired, CNN was showing footage from a Trump rally where people were chanting “CNN SUCKS.”

My mom talks about how she used to iron her hair with an actual iron. Never has the phrase “Bitches be crazy” been more astute than when we’re talking about the things we do for looks.

I sing this is the morning with my kids, trying desperately prolong the age where they start to think they need to torture their hair into submission for respectability.

Part of the problem is that they aren’t working year round.

Bet he gets his own show on Trump’s television network.

No laws, just the ire of drivers.

A car door and a bike line are about the same width. Unless you want people riding on the sidewalk, it’s not always possible to be that far to the side.

Given that he’s now commented negatively on the appearance of two of her step daughters, I assume even Jenner isn’t dimwitted enough to defend him.

He did spend 17 days in jail, and he did lose his job.

Yeah it’s totally understandable because the dismissive “you people” that lumps everyone together under a negative is so enraging (which is why on some level I get the “not all X” movement even thought it’s dumb). But “you people” is so widely used towards black people that it’s funny to see it flipped.

He’s a loon but I’ll admit that I laughed at the race reversal of the people in this exchange.

The Times’ high-priced lawyer with the name McCraw?

I can’t even imagine what goes on in their heads, to be honest

Me neither and I’m pretty exasperated with people who think Hillary has this in the bag.

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The very fact that you’re striving is a tribute to you coming out the other side. Your kid’s lucky.

Because things are coming out about him that are of questionable legality and are certainly against the basic ethos of the presidency, but there is a real chance he could still win. If something like this comes out and a lawsuit progresses once he was in office, he may face impeachment. Then what happens?