Good to know.

We all were. I really thought you would take pollution down to zero.

Let me put a giant caveat here that this could not be more outside my area of expertise.

China. Who will then call in our debt and cause the country to collapse and then maybe America will start to feel bad over what they did.

God we are so fucked.

Bless them. I’m going to go use it immediately.

I don’t know if you came up with BrexPitt but whoever did is a genius.

I know that all terrorists aren’t super geniuses but this isn’t even bomb building it’s more logic? Put a bomb out in the open to produce maximum damage. Don’t contain it in a giant metal container. It would be like a suicide bomber setting themselves off in an elevator instead of a public place. Or something, I…

Depends on the situation. If they sat around for 15 minutes waiting to see if someone had just forgotten it on the sidewalk and was coming back frantically to reclaim it or it was part of a pile of trashbags, sure I’ll buy that.

I thought the homeless men were in Jersey (they went to the police) and the ones in NYC were just run of the mill thieves jacking a suitcase (they dumped the bomb). If all men involved were homeless, I take that bit back without hesitation.

Someone on one of the major networks was saying it couldn’t be terrorism because no terrorist would be dumb enough to put a bomb in a dumpster where it would contain the blast and minimize damage.

Also, since a lot of people don’t bother reading a full article, it means that people who just watch the gif and read the first two paragraphs will walk away with no idea of the context. Which makes JLD look like a dick and is pretty unfair.

Yeahhhhh I was giving Stassa the benefit of the doubt and assuming she hadn’t watched but had tacked on a rote paragraph assuming the speech was as charming as it has been the last 5 years.

Jesus if they knew that and cut to her intentionally, that’s a special kind of tactless douche move.

I’m sure you wrote this post before Julia gave her speech, but her dad died 3 days ago.

It only required the opening a sentence fragment. Once you read “pulling a Kaepernick,” you should have known where it was going.

He’s also a human being who should give a shit about this election.

That was a more diplomatic response than I was planning on.

Remember when Hulk Hogan got $140 million because a website released his sex tape?

That’s good to know re: overheating in the car all day, but if they knew he had been in the charge active heroin addicts there was no way to know what level of care he had been under.