If you’re taking suggestions, I vote for a Jezebel shit show retrospective with the original authors coming back around to discuss.

Execution points depend on how many people you make contact with on the journey. My Olympic skill would definitely be snaking through a crowd without making physical contact with those around me.

That scene is BRUTAL

There are definitely enough NYC based commenters to give us a team. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

Hysterical. I was a hysterical sobbing mess when I saw this this morning.

Girl was done and celebrating before the second place swimmer had even hit the wall.

Do people really think you can just run a government like a business? I honestly cant tell if they seriously believe it’s the same thing.

You didn’t even need to wait for the Black woman to know where this was going. Girl couldn't even put the Asian hair in a smooth pony tail.

If they walk back on the Great Wall of America, I’m going to lose all faith entirely.

I really expected better of them than this.

If there hadn’t been a spoilers comment under it, I 100% would have googled to find a true sordid Solo family tale.

I haven’t gotten my hands on it yet but some jackass spoiled it on Twitter for me on MONDAY. I, a person who definitely does not care about movie or TV spoilers, was flipping murderous.

Sounds like you need to start winning fondue.

A strong powerful woman wouldn’t allow herself to be subjected to sexual harassment.

The bad person thing is a bit of an overreaction, but special press screenings are seldom the day a movie opens — they are almost always in advance. If JM saw it this weekend, it’s a safe bet that she was just a regular run of the mill showing.

It’s funny, I remember when my parents accidentally brought home some random shape instead of elbows Kraft when I was a kid and my siblings and I reacted as though they had shot our dog.

Really shows the time change that they can just whip out a phone and Google things. I just restarted the first season and it was a big fight when Emily wanted to put fast internet in their house.

The level of damage that he's doing to our international standing makes me concerned that he may start it whether or not he ends up in office.

If he honestly believes that she was communicating state secrets and confidential information in those emails HOW THE FUCK IS HE GOING TO STAND THERE AND HOPE THE DETAILS ARE HELD BY A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT.

I cannot believe they had the self control not to interrupt her. They were being way more polite than any conservative would be to them.