There is a video of her singing Fireworks live on Oprah after the Oscars and her voice is so incredibly bad when she reaches for the high notes (well, any notes) that your entire body contracts in one giant cringe as your ears bleed into your shoes. The choppiness is awful but I’m more concerned about the fact that…

It’s genuinely surprising to me that this woman has a career as a singer. She even sucks when auto-tuned.

Many people staying in the fancy cabins on the water are known to feed them.

In the future, please promptly disclose any possible affiliations you have with eye-ball catching box companies.

If I were her I would have bought a pregnancy belly and just occasionally step out wearing it to fuck with them.

whether or not I am pregnant (for the bajillionth time... but who’s counting)

Fucking Zubats.

If an epileptic person has a seizure because they were drinking, it doesn’t make it not normal epilepsy, it just means it’s a triggered seizure.

It logged me out but I was able to log back in with my google account — doing that just reinstated the permissions though, again without giving a heads up. Had to start over with a new throw away account (couldn’t set one up through the pokemon site). There’s 2 days of Pokemon collecting and adventuring down the drain.

Having one anywhere with no hope of privacy (plane, train, park, etc) always leaves people with a special kind of shitty feeling.

Oh thank god. I’ve been terrified it’s going to suck and vindicate the nay Sayers.

“It’s is important for the NRA not to comment while the investigation is ongoing.”

That's an awesome twist. Noah was a dick.

What is this science of which you speak?

It’s also an educational experience. I, for one, had no idea the original Noah’s ark featured dinosaurs, unicorns, and chupacabras.

That video Beckham shared is AMAZING.

I did think of this tweet when I saw the news.

I’m aware of all that, but I’m happy to have a conversation about these issues with a pro-lifer who is willing to do so in good faith. I think understanding their arguments is the only way to work to overcome them. Appreciate your input though.

Being a parent is scary in general, for everyone. But it does suck that, whereas my husband was raised to instinctively approach a cop if you need help, we need to instill a wariness in our children that complicates things — who do you tell them to go to if they’re lost or scared or need help when you’re worried…

Amen to that. It’s the concrete effect.