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I just said this to someone else, but in case you don’t come back and reread a thread (which, who would blame you?), I was wrong about it being down to marketing — it IS a children’s book. It started as stories he told his daughters and, when written down, was marketed asa children’s book and won awards in that

So here’s a fun fact I just learned: it was always a children’s book. It started as stories he told his daughters and, when written down, was marketed asa children’s book and won awards in that category. So yes, it’s a children’s book.

I’m sure the fact that it’s talking bunnies leads people to automatically slot it in that category, even when it’s not appropriate, but regardless of how it was intended it is now decidedly considered YA.

Presumably because that's how it is advertised and sold.

I didn’t read this book until after college, long after I had read some of the most disturbing texts the world of literature has to offer. But even after all that, I still consider parts of this some of more horrifying things I’ve read —I cannot believe it is a kid’s book.

Ha me too! I was all prepared for hell and then an entire day of misery. I’m sure we’re just the lucky ones but when people tell these stories I want to be like #notallIUDinsertions.

Oh man. I actually can’t tell if you’re being serious but because I recently learned a lot of people are this ignorant — the penis goes in the vagina. The IUD goes in the uterus.

That’s basically it in a nutshell, yeah.

This is definitely a YMMV situation — I had one before I had kids and it was probably 60 seconds of intense pain and then I walked out of the office and went back to work.

She is definitely not alone in that — I feel like fantasizing about horrible things befalling people who hurt you can be a normal part of the healing process (as I write that, I realize how completely sick that sounds?).

Don’t forget the lungs and the kidneys. They have their role too. Who would have thought that millions of years of evolution would lead to ways to naturally remove bad things from our body?

Absolutely unsustainable weight loss. It doesn’t melt your fat, it cleans out your colon and dehydrates you.

Whoever the asshole is who first took the term “detox” out of a medical setting and plastered it on an over the counter product like this deserves to be banished from society.

If Carly Fiorina was a liberal god send destined to defend reproductive rights, repeal the second amendment, expand universal health care, implement policies to confront the very real issues of race in our society, and cure AIDS, I would still think this singing was creepy as fuck.

In the movie she’s just this young girl getting started kind of under Turlington’s wing. “You’re going to your fitting now. You’ll be alone but we’ll meet up wth you in one hour.”

That’s totally the “oh god I broke the seal where’s the nearest toilet or bush” waddle.

Now playing

There’s a phenomenal documentary called Catwalk that followed supermodels in the 90s. Basically Christy Turlington, Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss, etc just chilling and jet setting. Highly recommend.

God I hope they carefully screen whoever those other kids end up with

Who ever owns @FMOTUS is about to make a fortune.