Ruby does work in a diner. I’m sure there are sizable fridges in there.

Correct, he writes the story book.

It amuses me a little that they only put together a lesbian couple on this show when a teenage boy started writing the story book.

That video is amazing — they look like they’re in a hostage situation. I felt like I should be checking their blinking patterns for morse code.

Bernie lost me over guns. Strict gun control and the ability to hold manufacturers responsible for not doing more to increase fire arm safety is one of the most critical issues facing our country today — it’s a criminal concern, a public health crisis, and a terrorist threat all wrapped up in to one — and he’s on the…

He can invite whoever he wants. I’m more interested in who would go.

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Better advice is just avoid being alone with men. But women rape to do maybe just avoid people altogether?

Excited to if see the Broncos beat the Panthers’ again and prove once and for all that it was the defense that earned them the Super Bowl rings.

If this was just some farmboy with a goat, I’m not sure that’s a worthwhile story.

I love how clearly pissed off the older one gets when people in the audience laugh at what she said.

Bye! Have a great day.

Oh. That’s a pretty odd thing to do in this context, but you do you.

He really did change the course of history. Maybe that other tablet was

To ask men who literally devote their lives to studying the Talmud (instead of working but I digress) if they know about Joseph takes real Chutzpah. What a putz.

You know that was Kasich, not Anna right?

This is a disc brake

Sure. And those kids will shortly enter the real world where they are constantly tempted by women doing whatever the hell they want. Best to teach them not to be lecherous assholes while they’re young.

I make my bed every day because I have a nanny who comes to help me raise my children and I don’t want her to think I’m a slob.

Yes, yes I do.