A real man hyphenates.

Take. That. Back.

That’s what the three eyed raven is for! But maybe you’re right — even if we know, it’ll probably be a while until he finds out.

Jon Snow is dead. JON STARK LIVES.

I hate literally everything about it. Except maybe the length. That’s a good length for a $5 beach coverup.

Not even if it was free.

That’s it, they need to redo this video.

For true accuracy, they should have had someone sneak up on the guys unexpectedly a few times a day to pummel them in the stomach.

Your hand is also, I assume, easier to clean? What skeeves me out the most about a fleshlights is the idea of someone ejaculating in it and having it just chilling filled with semen. None of the guys I know seem like they would be diligent in rinsing something like that out.

I don’t know how far in advance these things happen, but isn’t it possible that she signed on to record this song before the Kesha rape accusations came out and it’s just now being released?

It wouldn’t do it for me but I can see why people would be into it.

I don’t know. You can composite features into a new face or just design one. It may look like someone (there is always going to a vague resemblance to someone on the planet) but that’s far different from deliberately patterning it after a live person.

I just think it’s creepy when it’s a real person. If it’s a random robot face it’s sad and would kind of freak me out but you do you.

I assume it’s because the stereotype is basically of a man wanting to control and have a full fake relationship with a woman he can’t have ala Spike in Buffy. But what you’re saying is totally true — the market for a Tom Hiddleston or a Thelma and Louise era Brad Pitt would probably be significant (although tbh I…

He tossed that child down face first on a fucking BRICK floor.

I could literally feel my blood pressure spike everytime I read the word cado. I need to lie down.

I thought I did, did I not?

Thanks! It’s so gratifying to me to have the support of others in the fight for reproductive rights. Have a great day.

On it.

I’m sure the three children I have now are as constantly haunted by the spectre of the child I aborted nearly 2 decades ago while it was a lump of cells as I am.