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“Ugh, god weebleswobble, this sauce could really use more salt. And did you overcook the chicken again?!”

I always feel like “smart” appliances are judging me.

OK I don’t know if it’s a sport but that’s kind of mesmerizing to watch.

Clover is basically Hitler crossed with Stalin topped with Trump’s hair.

It’s the fucking WORST.

Definitely, but she probably surreptitiously glances around to make sure no Black people are in the vicinity first.

Burke your headline game is on point.

I like the way you think

Will AJ be making another Jezebel guest appearance?!

You should. It’s unacceptable behavior.

If it was scalding hot, how was he eating it even with a fork? There is a hole in your narrative Kasich. Go home.

I’m good in bed but not that good. I guarantee he’d walk away thinking “that wasn’t worth 200K” and that’s reason enough for me.

I would sleep with pretty much anyone if they paid off my loans.

I know that it’s entirely possible — even likely — that the OP is a troll so I was kind of taking the bait. But there are so many people who actually think this against all logic, that I feel like having the argument out in the open is worth it.

Corporations are not bound by democracy. It’s called capitalism.

No, no one is forcing you to eat unlabeled food — but the corporations are under no obligation to bow to the will of the people in the name of pseudoscience.

Do you deny that vaccines prevent the spread of infectious disease and save lives?

Not when it’s dumb and feeds into misinformation and hysteria, no.

Because it wasn’t strictly necessary (it’s a preservative. Still used internationally in countries where refrigeration is an issue) and people were losing their fucking minds so the idiot pharmaceutical industry bowed to pressure much in the way food companies are bowing to GMO labeling.