Not a drop kick.

What a fucking asshole that he didn’t care enough to have a stock answer ready. Sorry for folks losing your jobs by the hand of someone who literally couldn’t care less about your work. Fuck.

Also great:

Also great:

Pick your spots though. PalestinianChicken put it way better than I ever could. They open the approved commenter book about half as much as the mob. You are funny enough that they might. But, friend, you gotta pick your spots.

Laura: “Did one of your employees actually spend REAL money to buy an Apple Watch?”

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So if you go to Smash mouths twitter page, this is their last tweet.

Who forgets what childhood was like? At what point do we substitute our adult centric theories of what kids think for the actual experiences we had? I played in dozens of sport seasons and a few dozen sport camps, and on zero occasions did I witness a child’s teary lament that he did not receive plastic recognition…

Did you just call yourself an asshole?

Whitlock is now praising Scott for having had the courage as an African-American to unapologetically make hip-hop vernacular a part of his delivery.

Most race organizers are nonprofit and/or tax exempt. Like, 97% of them.

But it's still fun to see whether saber websites or Vegas odds were more accurate