“fast girls”

Save us, Miss J!!!

#jonesingforagoodtime

When I look at people like Bannon, Conway, and Giuliani, I wonder if, in 30-40 years their names will be used by a future generation the way we use the names Himmler, Goebbles and Reifenstahl.

I’m ridiculously proud of myself for guessing all of the rulings correctly.

“I was totally aware of Yolanda” is also delicately vicious, completely wiping out the exhortations of Yolanda having been “a great model”. Well played, Rebecca...

George Glass could not be reached for comment.

And the old “my phone was taken!”excuse.

“I’m appalled that a Snapchat was put out on my Snapchat and posted to my account,” Gagin wrote in a now deleted tweet. “I would never (have) done that & I apologize that it happened.”

It means that someone near him thought he was a physical danger to himself or others. Involuntary psychiatric holds are a thing. This is very sad and very serious, but it’s probably not Jay calling in the illuminati.

He’s mentally ill. Seriously hope he’s addressing it for real now.

I’m pretty sure “a riot” now means any group of people the police want to arrest en masse.

A+ reference.

This is why Ashley threw away your mixtape. She was trying to save you from yourself.

The best part is that witnesses say he wasn’t refused service, his drink was just taking a few minutes. Dude probably ordered a frappuccino and then lost his mind when someone who had been behind him in line ordered a plain drip coffee and then drip coffee guy got his drink first.

They do not get paid enough to deal with these assholes, let alone to start some sort of confrontation at their job.

Dear Starbucks Baristas,

Dear Trump supporters - please boycott my vacation fund next.