Is that the Ford of Damocles?

My Queen take is that the beat to We Will Rock You is the greatest rock riff of all time because it seems insane that anybody ever had to write it. It’s like inventing how to walk. Didn’t we always do it?

Your kid is Paul Konerko!?!

Well, sure, if you’re just defining “Super Bowl wins” as success.

Precisely what I was coming here to say. He should come up with a $3-5k budget for the rallycross car/parts/maintenance and keep his DD.

Don’t rallycross your daily driver. Rallycross is VERY hard on cars, and you won’t get the most out of it if you’re scared about making it home. Buy a cheap POS, literally any cheap POS, and beat it like it owes you money. The cheaper the better. I rallycross a ‘98 Chevy Metro that I paid $140 for. I recommend…

Spend $5900 on this Volvo XC Turbo, $4,000 on parts, and the other $5,000 on a daily driver. Why not hoon a luxury wagon in the dirt?

Because I’m at work trying to do anything but my actual work?

“As of yet, there’s no clarity on the reason for his glove-corn...”

Premium for the very rare functional turn signal option? Only 50 were made with this option.

I think a fascinating subplot to Howard breaking the record in the paperback is how giant prehistoric sharks apparently ate every left-handed pitcher in the majors.

Barry Bonds’ scientific name is Cephalomegalodon.

listen if it nearly killed hitler it can’t be a bad thing

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, “Why you so fly?” he said, “Funky Ford Cortina”

One’s a rich white dude.* The other is a black dude with an Afro.** Not sure where the confusion is coming from...

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

Show me one of these pictures, please? And keep in mind, we’re not talking about the location of reverse here. You may want to look at that picture again.

You know why the don’t make computers in England*?

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