She must really love him because if even half of this shit is true I can’t imagine he’s worth it. Especially when you’re fucking Beyoncé and could have anyone at anytime.

I hope Biden, in a welcoming gesture/passing of the torch, has new VP Castro come to DE and join him for a train ride and some coffee. They’ll stop at Joe’s favorite café (Wawa), kiss some babies, shake hands with the locals, do donuts in Joe’s Corvette—just really prepare Castro to take over under President Clinton.

So much this. People who chronically cheat do mental gymnastics to be victims. I left a guy because he had been cheating for a year (and probably longer than that but I never got proof of that), he called me at work sobbing about how sad and hurt he was, and how he couldn’t afford bills after I moved out and was…

I have yet to meet an adult pot head who just occasionally gets high. Instead you will make plans with them for dinner or a movie and they’ll show up high. They’ll make plans on the weekend around the times and places they can get high. Its boring and obnoxious, so although I don’t care if people smoke pot, do I want…

Is it really great that it’s being offered? I’m struggling with that. A big part of me thinks that any experienced and truly patient-oriented healthcare provider would be able to talk out a woman who was considering going through this grueling, drawn-out ordeal, rather than opting for an abortion. Even if she was…

As someone who has used weight watchers in the past and recently just joined back up. The tracking isn’t that bad. I would obviously prefer not doing it but it only takes a couple extra minutes here and there and for me, it works and that is worth my time.

“Throughout the whole thing she looked very chilled out...”

How the mighty fall! A few summers ago, all you heard straight men say is how hot she was. Now she’s out here promoting a straight to DVD flick with Poehler’s leftovers. Struggles. Struggles.

I would lay face down in the dirt and thank the almighty if the worst thing about having a period is bleeding through clothes, pads, and tampons. This experiment does nothing to share women’s experiences because what’s missing is the extreme pain (for years I would black out, faint, be susceptible to a raging fever,…

Headline of my dating profile:

It’s simple, really.

1/2 situations in which Men use the toilet require the seat to be down (unless you shit standing up, which...is just impressive)

2/2 situations in which Women use the toilet require the seat to be down.

Therefore 3/4 times the toilet seat needs to be down.


edit: holy fuck people I’m not saying Men…

In Ben’s defense, as a terrible person, you’re pretty much obligated to appear on these shows.

Honestly, eveh worse than the idea of getting schtupped in the box — having to listen to him run through his monologue about how it’s not dystopian and really not that bad at all, with every person he meets. I can just picture him at one of those communal tables at Chow casually bringing it up to random strangers…

I think anyone contemplating getting intimate in any way with a public figure, where it would be damaging if it were found out, should go home after each encounter and write everything out as if it were being reported. It always sounds both tawdry and juvenile when you read these sorts of accounts, and decidedly…

Perinatal hospice. Just as Jesus would have wanted.

It’s so horrifying when you think of how much a financial burden care places on the parents. Sue Mike Pence for child support?

in my armchair politician opinion, the best thing you can do to get a democrat in office is vote for trump. he has a very loud group of supporters within the GOP but he is absolutely unelectable in a general election. the fact that the republican establishment is desperately trying to distance themselves from him goes…

I saw this drama play out one day on my way to school. I was riding my bike, so I had a long time to think about why the car ahead was rolling along at a walking pace with the hazards on. I thought it might have a flat. After I caught up, I spotted a kid trudging along in front of the car, tears streaming down his…

Well good news is, when Millennials start dying off their kids won’t have much work to do cleaning out their houses/apartments. Just return all the rented stuff, cancel spotify and shut off their parents emails accounts. Sure beats the month it took Mr. Bird and I to clean out his grandfathers trailer after he died.

It’s also important to note that this isn’t the first time the Pages have waged a custody battle over a foster child that was never supposed to be theirs permanently.