To be fair, the librarians in Pawnee really are a bunch of punk-ass book jockeys.

“Never underestimate the desperation of a single woman on the Upper West Side.”

I never really understand this argument about Hillary being a warmonger. Maybe she is, but you do realize that the Secretary of State doesn’t just... go around independently making policy decisions right? That anything she did in that position was directed by President Obama and his administration? Honestly, if…

Why isn’t Donald trump paying for his own security? He knows the best, classiest, most luxurious security people!

Superlatives [White] People (and/or men) Need To Stop Using When Talking About _____ People and What They Really Mean

She is lightning fast and whip smart, a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

I think we should have a rule that if you submit an amendment to a bill, you have an automatic Yes vote on the bill if your amendment makes it onto the bill itself.

I’m surprised at ted Cruz’s attitude towards women in combat considering he personally knows one who has seen the horrors of battle on a daily basis.

Unlikely to reoffend!?!?!?!?!?!?!? For all you know, it’s the first time he got caught. Get upset about mass incarceration all you want - it’s a huge problem - but this guy is exactly the sort of person who SHOULD be doing time.

I think, and I’m just spitballing here, that sometimes parents don’t want to believe that their child can be a victim of sexual abuse, so they convince themselves that he is not. On paper, of course, a 24 year old with a 13 year old is abuse, but MY 13 year old is in love and it’s different.

You know what you could do to be better, OKC? Here some thoughts:

There is a fun part of dating?

Met some real losers on OKC

If he walked on water they’d critique him for not knowing how to swim.

None of the tens in that picture cost $300. They’re all Coleman or Walmart brand stuff you can get for $30-40.

Yeah, I’d also be interested in a study that compared the rates of fraternity members to non-Greeks. Because as a former sorority girl, the results of this study surprise me, uh, not at all—but I wouldn’t expect the numbers to be any better among college students at large.

White people do tend to look a like. I don’t blame her. If I put on the right glasses, I’m told I look like Anna Kendrick. I know for a fact I do not look like Anna Kendrick.

Oh Megyn <sigh>.

I had the opposite problem. My mom wouldn’t let me get one (and I’m aware that once I was 18, I could’ve anyway) even though I’ve always been responsible with money because she’s in a ton of credit card debt. Then the economy tanked my junior year of college and I wasn’t able to get a credit card at all till over two…