My mom did the same thing when I moved in with my boyfriend (now husband). I was like 23 (?) and nervous about telling her that I was moving in, because she’s pretty traditional. And she was totally cool about it...I was blown away. A few months later, she came to visit and was horrified that it was a 1 bedroom…

I have a few of those little hairs that sprout up by both nips. One time I was in a hurry and decided to just shave ‘em off quick in the shower rather than pluck. Well, the razor slipped and I ended up with a decent cut on my boob. Later that night when I was changing my bf asked why I had a band-aid on my boob, and I…

i do love the hate kendall gets for nepotism in the modeling world. like it’s an industry that only the MOST DESERVING are allowed into

Alan!

He ‘walked into a door.’

I worked at a long term care facility that boasted a remarkable number of people over 100- we had one who lived on chocolate bars and whole milk and then we had Nellie who was well into her 108th year of life when she finally caught pneumonia and quietly died in her sleep. She was so precious but poor thing- she had…

I know a prostitute who goes by Flossie and during the summer she bathes in a public fountain by the government building.

“He is very respectful towards the person that I was with, and that, again, is something I love so much about him,” the Scream Queens actress explained, adding, “I really know that Cory would love him too.”

I honestly hoped it was going to be Ra.

also- always relevant:

Even if he was speaking his mind, would that really diminish his accomplishments? Can’t historical figures be treated like human beings, people who have good AND bad sides to them?

This shit is magical! I’m not even through the list yet, but here are my faves so far: Nafeteria, Thermos, Bimberly, Treasure Cocaine.

Sell it to help finance a new Millihelen.

Yom Kippur-Coachella. Think about it. We could make a killing.

Even better...Ramadan Bonnaroo. We could call it....Ramadannaroo.

That’s so revolting that it goes full circle back to kind of awesome.

This guy.