I’ve said this before on another thread, I think he honestly thought the GOP would just make way for him. He treated/is treating this presidential run like it’s an inheritance to be handed down or kingesque type thing that goes to the next heir. He was so certain he would be the front runner that he put little to no…

I can picture 50 Shades of Bush so well, please write more!

“What kind of things do you like me to do with you body?” Jeb said as I looked over the contract. “Do you like it when I keep it from healthcare?” Oh my. My inner goddess screams YES but I blush.

I hope he doesn’t drop out anytime soon. Now that Trump has somewhat reeled in the crazy and Carson is about to drop out any day, we don’t have a lot of people who will bring the funny anymore.

Analog dick pics! OMG

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.