Then that Force Ghost in Jedi really was just Hayden Christensen from Shattered Glass.

So if I get this right, maybe we should be asking Sinclair corporate the important question:

Putin’s dick.

“Oh shut up already.”

Fuck that. Ralph Macchio’s career ended when he got arrested for shooting the clerk in Alabama.

REEEEEEEETTTTTTCOOOONNNNN

Ugh, so many “latest installments” and “latest entry” and “first part of a trilogy”... Fully setting myself up for an “OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD” reply, but it feels like so many authors are trying to force series and drag ideas across multiple books when it would be so much better served with one solid entry. As a…

That’s a typical sword fight in a samurai movie. Very little swordplay; instead, one guy overpowers the other’s attack and mortally wounds or disarms him in one blow. Like a gun duel in a Sergio Leone western. Most of the combat exists as psychological tension.

How did Rey get from Snoke’s ship back onto the Falcon? Did we see that? One minute she was in explodo-world and the next she’s havin’ fun with porgs.

Inglorious Bat’leths

To explain Wiseaus origins is like explaining Palpatine’s. It’s more fun not knowing his name is Sheev.

And The Terminal was great. Light hearted and just kinda fun. I dont mind a simple, fun movie from them every once in a while.

*King Leer

It’s only because the fleet coordinator jumped it too close. Don’t worry the oversight has been dealt with.

clearly it was just checking in on the humpback whales

anyone with a moral center

There are people who buy this. People who can throw away a grand on a gold can made to look like a steel can.

There are people who have so much money that they can piss it away like this, while others can work two jobs and still qualify for food assistance.

And, those rich people are paying for golden ‘tin cans’ using…

Sneakers, well played! (i saved that on my DVR from about 6 years ago, never see it on HBO so i had to save it. Ben Kingsley as the villain, wait, what?)

"Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1."