So if I get this right, maybe we should be asking Sinclair corporate the important question:

Putin’s dick.

“Oh shut up already.”

Fuck that. Ralph Macchio’s career ended when he got arrested for shooting the clerk in Alabama.

Inglorious Bat’leths

To explain Wiseaus origins is like explaining Palpatine’s. It’s more fun not knowing his name is Sheev.

And The Terminal was great. Light hearted and just kinda fun. I dont mind a simple, fun movie from them every once in a while.

*King Leer

anyone with a moral center

Hey, whatever makes your motor run.

How about Detroit. Detroit style pizza lives in the shadow of Chicago but it is superior.

Oh, goodness, that’s certainly not boring. I checked out his Facebook page, and he’s been pretty impressive, letting people know where there’s room and coordinating delivery of donations. And he’s letting people bring their pets. To a furniture store. He’s allowing pets in his furniture store. He seems like the kind…

They’re pretty cute!

In “How Not to Be a Selfish Shithead News,” may I introduce to you Mattress Mack, an owner of various mattress chain stores in Houston who opened his doors to all people seeking shelter over last weekend, http://www.npr.org/2017/08/29/546953258/houston-s-matress-mack-opens-his-doors-to-house-flood-victims and http://ww…

Yup. Take a look at that mattress warehouse guy.

Not only did no one have to ask Mattress Mack to open his doors, but he sent his furniture trucks and employees out to rescue over 200 people. And he dresses up in a mattress costume. He is the truth, man, I love that guy.

You can zig
You can zag
You can sous-vide a turkey
in a bag

My dad was a sane, rational man before he retired. Retirement might be the worst thing to ever happen to him and he doesn’t even know it.