lol

You’re seriously going to try to split hairs on this shit? Are you playing dumb on purpose?

What “great thing” did this man just do, exactly? After performing in a cheesy Schoolhouse Rock play, he performed for social media to bait people like you with a goofy paean to egalitarianism.

OK, cool, so we’re officially done with the whole Calling People Out For This One Thing They Once Said thing, then?

I totally agree. So do you promise to never be opportunistic by using other people’s ill-advised, years-old tweets against them?

You spent the period before the election getting all deep and granular about the inappropriate sexual remarks/advances made by people such as Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich, etc.

Republicans/conservatives almost always win midterms. Other humans living in the area comprising the United States generally can’t get arsed about it.

I guess I should just straight-up ask you: Are you being dramatic and theatrical for the purposes of showing off in a Deadspin thread?

Has your family illegally crossed this nation’s border? If not, why are you “terrified”?

Did you get a nice dopamine hit there, randomly Making Peace™ with your Muslim bro there?

Wait — even the Muslims are tempted to lapse into this melodramatic shit?

Hey, here’s the good news for you: Now you get to genuinely live out the Underdog™ role you’ve been wanting and pretending to live all these years. Go at it, man!

a white-supremacist sexual predator with open contempt for the rule of law, who campaigned on promises to remove First Amendment protections from journalists, punish women who receive abortions, ban Muslims from entering the country, prosecute his opponent, deport millions, strip access to healthcare from millions of…