Sad story in light of plenty of pieces in recent years (here, here, and here) about the financial pitfalls athletes face.

AP needs a good financial advisor to bring discipline to his finances and whip it into shape.

Fitting that AP's fortunes would flip on him like a switch.

Man It’s a Hot One . . .

Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

Stick to sports.

If your sport is fine with knocking someone out cold and then punching him twice in the head while he’s out, congratulations, your sport is garbage.

Despite the popularity of the Richter magnitude, Sabermetric analysts agree that it’s a distraction from more relevant stats, like:

Damage Done =[(Casualties x 8.91) + (Gas fires + Collapsed structures)*1.19] * Presidential tweets / Population who felt it)]

NBA officials initially believed that the falling bricks were seismic in origin, but corrected themselves and were able to shut RJ Barrett down before any further injury to the spectators.

Oh no, I’m pretty sure the Mets injury luck will catch up to Alonso, fully expecting this to happen if he gets moved to outfield and tries catching one at the warning track:

I would say that about 95% of Bears fans are still pissed about it. So, I’m happy he’s not letting that shit go and I hope guys like Hicks and Mack use that anger to rip someone’s arms off and beat them with them in the fucking goddamn preseason. Who are you to discuss this, Samer. How dare you

i prefer an old sweaty baseball glove 

ESPN is just so gross and getting grosser. I understand that they’re an entertainment network far more than an organization that practices journalism, but the outright promotion of their desired narratives in the guise of honest sports commentary is an insult to their audience.

I learned something today. I didnt know Hennessy was made with nuts. I’m not allergic but that shit gives me the most awful headaches. So, I shoot tequila like a boss. Lol.

Yet another reason to hate Illinois Nazis.

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

This is good advice in general. 

[Makes note to avoid sports radio and ESPN’s shouting shows next week.]

“...and numbskulls who think Tootsie Juwanna Mann is a documentary.”

Please post your March Madness bracket bad beat stories below.

Cleveland will be different now that the fishermen are no longer the only ones hauling in sick catches.