Wiscoforever how I love thee...

He traveled! There. I saved a bunch of contrarians some time on this beautiful Saturday. You're welcome.

Watching that gif over and over I can't help but think. "Damn this guy has a lot of racoons to throw down that stairwell."

You learn something every day, even in the comments of a post about man-to-animal combat.

RIP

You're only saying that because you aren't a woman. Check your white cis male privilege.

If we dismantle and limit the power of our policemen any more than we have already, then we're going to have a lot of problems in this country.

Should have helped him with that broken leg(legs?) like a real sportsman.

Jay Cutler: "Nice autism kid Ryan Fitzpatrick has. I guess he didn't love his child enough to not get him vaccinated. Now who wants to see my kid do an awesome wheelie in his polio chair?"

What is a "Mauk"?

1. Backwards technology. Check.

I think you have a future in graphic design

There is no dad time, only Zuul.

In all likelihood I'm snoring on the sofa by 9pm if I get peace and quiet from 8pm. It's 5-7pm for me: still awake enough to potter in the kitchen and I can have a beer while doing it. Life doesn't get better than that (any more).

Shots Fired!!

Pack it up, pack it in (Let's watch our huskers beat those badgers)

"What I want to know is why the cab driver thought it was okay to provoke him like that?"

I doubt they miss him as much as he missed his receivers.

It would take a lot more than that for me to say "Poor Cortland Finnegan".