Or is it pantsing? I can never remember.

That defender is about to be relegated.

What a dick...

"Do you eat like this every night?"

Looks like its Superbowl vs Superbowel champion. Either way, its gonna end with a hot stinky mess.

Crowd-s0urced click bait.

I found something interesting. I found it interesting that you think I'm going to read through all that shit and do your job for you.

In 1987 I paid my cousin $9 to shut up about Metroid.

Solid left jab, solid right hook, hasn't taken a solid dump in 6 years.

It looks like he can actually see the headline and is super bummed about it

Jesus, what a positive motherfucker you are. Looks at these pearls of wisdom and generous contributions you've added to the conversation dickhead:

Looks like the mess was all Percy's fault.

Looks like no one was harvin a good time anymore.

As a previous rich white kid who didn't make it, let me tell you something: How the hell did I fuck this up?

Elway's kid looks like such an awesome bro. Fucking wish I was bros with him.

Pictured: John Elway III with a horse.

Landscape Motherfucker!