“Laffy Taffy,” a great masterpiece of mid-00s crunk that celebrates labia in all its glory.

“Something, something... ...My lip gloss is poppin... ...Brings all the boys to the yard... ...His anaconda likes the blankets...”

Seriously, as a dude, ESPECIALLY when I was a teen dude, there’s no way any kind of way a vagina can look to scare us away. It’s a vagina! And a living breathing woman is willing to let you look at it, and maybe even touch it or put something in it!

Is it time to bring this classic back?