I haven't been that uncomfortable as a UM fan since Gary Moeller's drunken outburst was caught on tape

he sports the unibrow to distract people from noticing he's missing half his fucking head.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: you don't think he picked the showbiz name Ley by coincidence do you?

horse dong notwithstanding, i actually feel really bad for the guy.

"I'm not the same man I was a year ago"

... I know LeBron. He didn't even ask me nothing about the Knicks....How can I tell somebody to go somewhere when you won't even communicate with me?

Sweetness and Light.

Pujols wants a rod?

understandable. he's been busy with Twatter

that Greg Oden sure is a community minded fellow.

@ForeignKicker: that just gets more pathetic looking every time I watch it.

@WashingtonForeskins:I still don't get the comment system. I clicked Show All Discussions and searched for Danny, but no hits.

@WashingtonForeskins: sorry. i clicked Show All Discussions but didn't see it.

been done before

@norbizness: anything in which Mitch Albom participates in will turn your brain to mush

the bull has been suspended without hay for the rest of the Finals

he's "more upset that we lost the playoff than [he is] about the heart attack."

Who is Threve?

@DumpsterDining: sorry about that. should have known this would have already been posted. just brutal.

Another Ones Bites The Dust - Detroit Lions