In summation: Old analog morons at ESPN got grifted by guys who know how to generate unique visits from overseas.

Pretty sure these guys just create videos that have a loose connection to brands, and then slap them on facebook. They get added to facebook video playlists, and people (or their people) put hardly intelligble comments on them, and other people reply, and that counts as “views”. And then, because these ‘marketing…

Casey Wasserman talked to John Skipper or Bob Iger. That’s how this happened. Plain and simple.

Quick Math:
Mom:
Between bath and diaper changes, Mom probably saw my penis on average of 6X / day for first 3 years = 2,190 times. Bath and ass wipe help between ages of 3-5 average of 2X/day for ages 3-5. = 730. Total of approx. 2,290

“...and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.”

Is he not aware that man is born with a finite amount of energy and all this exercise is leading to certain death?

What about Sacramento? They’ve got a new arena and fans there would probably love to have an NBA team.

“but the sheep candidate had emails and Baaa-nghazi”

But he’s still not money.

Hinkie: “Let’s sit on a potential superstar, taking a massive risk that he can overcome an injury that other teams were scared off by, and deal with the pains of losing for the promise he brings.”

If you’re not familiar with the weird double standards and hoop jumping conservative Christians will do to justify their own hypocritical decisions, may I introduce you to the 2016 Presidential Election?

Oh I’d give up my family for Olivia Munn. In a heartbeat.

Is there a lazier argument than “He only won with other good players?”

But are they elite?