The Panthers wear black and blue, the Saints wear white and gold. But for Color Rush, they’ll wear what appears to be the exact same uniform. Cool!

Redford: what’s the coolest rock?

What was the funniest successful terrorist attack?

What’s the most times you’ve shitted in one day? (Food poisoning doesn’t count. I’m talkin’ relatively normal shits.)

Will Civilization VI run on my computer?

Damn, somebody’s still pissed about the Fifth Down.

what’s the longest you had to hold your pee

The quote was “Like all QB’s not picked in the first round - are GENERALLY useless.”

Maybe you should read the rest of the sentence you’re criticizing before getting all pissy about it.

hey what’s the deal with that clay travis column about that espn column about ryan lochte and white privilege

What’s on your Mt. Rushmore of things to make Mt. Rushmores of?

Wow, that’s fucked up. He made a mistake, sure, but he doesn’t deserve to have his basketballs ruined.

any of y’all eat ass?

is a child’s crying somehow less annoying when it’s your own child and not, say, a strange child who is somewhere in your office for some reason

I’m really tired

Dilbert used to be funny right