What a reach.

Sure. But understand that when you say “a culture which African Americans grow up in,” what you’re really saying is “a culture which has developed around a people who have had legal and economic systems enacted against their very beings.”

I mean, it’s a funny line, but moving us to the metric system is 1000000x more beneficial and sane than anything anybody uttered on stage last night.

You babies always cry “Why don’t you rip the other side” when these articles are posted but do you know why that doesn’t happen? Because the liberal side of this government isn’t absolutely fucking insane. You can disagree with ideologies, fine, but what the conservative side has been proposing since 2008 is basically…

Given that the most notable moment of the one of the Democratic campaign has been the candidate calling for a move to the metric system, I would think not.

“The most liberal...” “even worse than”

A “Why Your Candidate Sucks” series? I’d be down for that.

Will the Democratic debates be as batshit insane as the three hours we witnessed last night?

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

In the end we got yet another crowded debate that was very light on facts and explanations but very high on hyperbole. Everyone wants the most powerful military in the world, and the fact of the matter is they will already have it when they step into office. Nobody even mentioned reforming the Pentagon or areas within…

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

He looks like a pile of melted candy corn...

Yea, but is Flacco elite?