So is that. Don’t be an asshole when someone comments on your dumb article. Or better yet, serve a necessary purpose and report facts without an opinion and bias. Of course it is my fault for giving you the page view in the first place, let alone commenting myself. No one should care about my opinion either.

Typical Mormons: the only thing getting blown is money.

“per [unnamed] source” is the journalistic equivalent of “because reasons.”

Upon reading Jaws’ tweet, Chris Broussard tweeted that his “sources confirmed” that the suspension was overturned.

In related news, Ron Jaworski will now be hosting the 2016 Miss Universe pageant.

Yeah, let’s pretend OKC didn’t have a choice.

LeBron is plenty familiar with Special Olympians considering the Eastern Conference the past few years.