“God, I thank you, that I am not like the rest of men who always say the same dumb things!”

Your standards of approval are so different from the Europeans, that to sell a car in the USA an European maker should actually remake the engine. And not always this is is enough convenient.

Stating that while in flight that spinning spiral could scare the birds, is the most idiotic thing ever after the chemical trails. Period and carriage.

Yep.

Nothing like Sigourney Weaver in the first “Alien”, when she disrobes in the escape pod, thinking to be alone... that scene stood in my memory for years...

That maybe.

Yep.. nice clip!. Indeed I’d like some Kinja IT guy to explain to us why the YouTube clips in our replies play as smooth as silk, while ALL the video clips in ALL the Jalopnik articles (also the Non-YouTube ones), are ALWAYS jerky and carry on in spurts. True as is true that I’m a jolly good fellow. But WHY?

Those pullers must be most idiotic, demented monkeys in the shape of a human being that ever graced the surface of our poor planet, to tie a pull rope there... supposed it had worked, it would have overturned the Jeep on its left side... and then they would have pulled it while it was scraping on the soil?? ...really,…

Thank you Jason, for choosing a tail light of our Lancia Fulvia Coupè for your GIF:

For me it was the 1925, dark gray FIAT 501B torpedo that my uncle Beppino once restored from a barn find! Because Beppino was the unhinged genius of the family: as an high school physical education teacher, he had a lot of free time and he liked to try almost every technological hobby available: he was ham radio on…

That’s a swell goodie tweet, and you’re SO very biased...

Cheers!

It doesn’t look too bad... were it not for that horrible catafalque stuck on the roof!

...just about the topic of some big, little cars:

Indeed dear Stef, 9.9 Mb for an animated GIF are really too much... my slow ADSL started downloading it, then stopped. Please mind that up to 1Mb is more than enough, mainly when you’re also posting its YouTube clip. Always remember that wasting your bandwidth is a sin... then please don’t sin anymore, and go in peace!

Do assholes fly?

We technicians of domestic ‘pliances have been using this trick since ever, to test the IR remote controls.

It’s “predicament”. You’re welcome.

Then you didn’t buy an unreliable car: you bought instead a terribly battered used car, in awful conditions! Evidence is that later you bought another car of the same brand, and being this last one brand new, it’s working perfectly well. That’s why I’ve always bought only NEW CARS with a full factory warranty: had six…