The reason real he and Ben Roethlisberger didn’t get along was because they were too similar.

Awesome!

Steelers fans like him again now

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

We never spent any time in actual Sandusky, Ohio. However, I know it would have been in really bad shape if Callahan Auto Parts had been sold off to Zelinski.

I scrolled down for the comments on this one. It’s legitimately awful and, yet, perfectly encapsulates being a fan of the Bengals. 

The last time this team won a playoff game, the first person to interview the head coach & QB was a black-glove-wearing OJ Simpson.

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

Yes, Ohio has been on this level for some time. You besmirch the good people of West Virginia and Kentucky by lumping them in with you and your neighbors.

If a WYTS Jaguars’ edition ever goes by and I don’t post this, assume I’m dead:

I don’t know. Physically iffy, long string of criminal and character issues, sounds like he has Bengal written all over him. 

I know no one expects, or is ready to hear this, but the Reds are fun as fuck to watch play baseball this year.

Saved from getting swept? It’s game one and the blazers led wire to wire. We aren't surprised in Portland.

No, I didn’t go to WrestleMania because sitting in a stadium for a minimum 5.5 hours is super annoying, much less at an outdoor show in a stadium where getting home is especially onerous. I happily watched WrestleMania in a hotel suite with the Highspots crew, and I don’t regret that choice one bit.

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

this is the correct take.

I do not want to see Robert Kraft given a blowjob, but I do want to live in a world where the video of Robert Kraft getting a blowjob is widely available.

I’ve got a crisp $10 bill on Masvidal having called him a “cuck,” and it just wasn’t reported.  I will promptly use my winnings to buy a three-piece with a soda. 

Let’s see, calls him a “hooligan” and a “beta”. Masvidal seems REALLY cool.
Also, if you watch the video, you see Edwards comes out with his hands down and Masvidal clearly makes the first move. I can’t say what happened before Edwards steps into the frame but it sure looks like Masvidal made the first move.
Also,…

My initial thought was that he didn’t want to accidentally touch/grab her in an inappropriate place, and making them both uncomfortable, which would make sense. Until he said this: