I was all on board the John Krasinksi for Reed Richards train until I saw the header image for this story. Seth Rogen never occurred to me for the role until now, but now I can’t unsee it.

Slideshows and listicles, mainly.

This movie would absolutely benefit from a remake with more modern technology. And with the built-in potential for sequels, I’m surprised it’s not already in production.

The Faculty?

Standing up to be counted. Just binged Afro Samurai again last week.

You could get the Spring AND the Bernardi for less than what the seller is asking for this truckstrosity.

A childhood friend has a stepmother younger than him by about five years and a half-sibling younger than his children.

I live in Pennsyltucky, so maybe we can start referring to rural Michigan as Michissippi?

My initial instinct was an automatic disqualification for the “Salt Life” sticker (it’s an irrational pet peeve of mine, especially when I see them in landlocked central/western Pennsylvania), but I ended up going Nice Price, just because it takes me back to my high school parking lot. I had a 1984 Firebird and then a…

Came here for the Butter Burgers and custard. Was not disappointed. One of the few things I miss about my time in Wisconsin.

My dad bought his friend’s 1984 Corvette about a decade ago after said frien’ds passing and then passed it down to me when he decided he didn’t want to work on it anymore. I don’t know who exactly his friend took it to for maintenance/repairs, but they clearly didn’t have a clue as to what they were doing, and, as a…

A coworker died in a car crash while a passenger in a Tesla over Easter weekend where speed was the primary factor for the accident, and Jalopnik didn’t cover it. I guess it never occurred to me that this site had an anti-Tesla agenda.

I’m not a huge fan of Audis (due largely, I think, to the stigma of the reputation of their drivers), but this is a very nice looking car that appears to have been as well maintained as claimed in the ad.

They don’t have to pay them off, probably. This is a town of 2200 people, these guys are likely more concerned with going home to their families every night and more than content to just sit back and let the DEA handle the cartel.

My thoughts exactly - this is an excellent looking, and likely excellent driving, car, but there’s too many “gremlins” for $35K, no matter the logo on the hood.

As a Pennsylvania resident who was raised to respect the outdoors, people like this make me sick.

The Venn Diagram of those groups is basically a perfect circle.

You’re a kinder person than I am. I was hoping it was directly in the taint.

I went Nice Price on this one, with the caveat that it’s definitely not for me. I like the look of these cars, but I’m 6'3", 250 pounds, so fit is definitely an issue.

My sister has the VW Touareg version of this, and, as much I hate diesels, I have to admit that it’s a really nice vehicle. I was surprised by the quality of the interior and how quiet the cabin is, even when accelerating. I can only imagine the Porsche version is even nicer. NP.