Massholes gonna masshole.

The stretch of I-71 between Akron and Cincinnati?

I’m a Bengals and Reds fan who grew up (and still lives) an hour north of Pittsburgh. I feel your pain.

Oooooh, oooooh, pick Sexy Rexy, pick Sexy Rexy!

I was renting an apartment in Yonkers back in 2012-2013 and every resident that paid for parking had an assigned spot in the parking garage. There were a limited number of visitor spots on the roof of said garage, but, being directly across from a subway station, guests were encouraged not to bring their vehicles or…

They beat the Raiders after Hue joined the team, so, at worst, they were only the second-worst team in the league.

Bengals fan from western Pennsylvania here, and I’d be ECSTATIC if the Steelers actually caved to their racist fan base and fired their winningest head coach (by win percentage). I doubt the Bengals would ever hire him, but it would be amazing for the fans to have to suffer through seven (or more) years of terrible…

The 52-yard catch-and-run from Andy Dalton to Tyler Boyd to end the regular season last year (and keep the Ravens out of the playoffs).

I scan mine and upload them to a NAS drive, so I have access to them from anywhere that I have an internet connection.

Man, I don’t need logic this morning. I need the 7.8 points this would’ve given me in my fantasy playoffs, which, while far short of Allen’s weekly average output, would’ve still been a significant improvement over the 0.0 he produced.

Given his first order of business after winning a Super Bowl in Tampa was to dismantle that defense, I don’t think his actions in this trip to Oakland should be all that surprising.

I’ve been wondering about this and this comments sections feels like as good a place to posit it as any:

I can certainly see why Mornhinweg would have faith in Flacco, after his inspired performance in Baltimore’s first game against the Bengals this season.

Probably would’ve self-destructed the team, but I can’t help but wonder what would’ve happened if he had listened when CJ McCollum and Dame Lillard were campaigning for him to come to Portland.

You could always amend it to say that no team that lost to Tampa in regulation in the regular season and it would be correct, since the Saints win happened in OT?

Add me to the list of people who thinks it’s silly that you put Pittsburgh in the NL North with three teams that are geographically much closer to Cincinnati.

Starred for actually mentioning Lillard Time.

This would be a slam dunk for the Bengals, who desperately need someone other than William Jackson III to show some competence in their defensive backfield. And, as always, they’re about three good players’ salaries under the cap, so of course, it’ll never happen.

Nnamdi Asomugha was, for a few seasons, the best shutdown corner in the league, so I’d argue that there were two that weren’t terrible.

Could inane blatherer Peter King have found a better successor than this milquetoast, mealy-mouthed stain on the taint of journalism?