Scalise opposes any increase in gun control because. . . it will affect neighbours loaning guns to domestic violence victims?!? Let’s think through this for a moment:

Scalise says: “[...] it stops law-abiding people from being able to transfer guns, including if you loan your gun to your neighbor because she’s afraid that her ex-boyfriend is going to come and beat her up.

He got shot but wasn't paralyzed because luckily he doesn't have a spine.

“[T]he shooters in— in both in El Paso and in Dayton, passed background checks.”

In English, those would be separate main clauses or separate sentences, and it would be "English is...". If you're going to live here, learn the language.

“People say he only smiles when he sees me.”

I really hate how this meter never seems to move.

David Bowie is dead and Kid Pebble is still alive

Tom Petty is also dead and this fuckwaffle is also still alive. You are correct, the universe is a cruel place. 

Prince is dead and he’s alive. The universe is a cruel place.

This is a picture of the unbelievably posh house Kid Rock grew up in, complete with a pool, ponies and a tennis court. His entire redneck persona is a complete sham designed to sell music to rednecks, the only demographic left still willing to listen to his shitty music.

lol

Hair Club for Men Rock

Get off Twitter, Irrelevant Rock.

“Jeffrey Epstein’s jail suicide means one thing and one thing only: consciousness of guilt.”

How the fuck do people in prison get so good at making a noose out of bed sheets?

Remember how we all laughed at the corrupt Mexican prison system when El Chapo escaped through that elaborate tunnel that obviously had inside help? Because surely such a thing could NEVER happen involving such a high profile prisoner here........

Ahh yeah, we are going to Vince Foster this motherfucker, amirite?!

He didn’t kill himself! False flag!! He knew too much!!!

They sure shut him up.