See (almost) all Nebraska politicians.

Shut up, Tomato.

That’s the saddest thing I’ve seen today. I cannot comprehend the appeal of killing animals for sport.

God, I love that movie.

How high are you right now? 

Well, thanks for the suicide watch COs. It's being reported that he was found dead in his cell at 7:30 am EST this morning. 

I grew up eating ranch and salsa (shoutout at ya, Chili’s of my youth!)

HELL YEA.

Same. 

First glance for me was that it looked like the dude was picking his nose.

Fuck. I haven’t thought about that dude since I was in HS (2001). He’s a friend of my father. I had no idea he’d made it this far (I moved out of TX 14 years ago). Donating to Jan McDowell’s campaign now. Thank you! 

That’s the filthiest butthole I’ve ever seen.

<3 <3
PennePasta is an American English Coonhound who turned 3 this January and LilyBee is some kind of cattle-pointer hybrid who turned 11 this month. Penne loves using the MamaBee as a pillow. 

My dogs are one of the few things that bring me peace these days. I hate that he’s not with his people. I hope he gets to go home soon.

Fucking Chuck Todd can fuck right off into a hole. God, what a bloviating asshole.

Thank you! I love them very much and wouldn’t trade them in for the world. And please feel free to share photos of your pets too — I love them more than humans! 

I hope that sweet baby is reunited with his family. I feel terrible for them; I can’t imagine not knowing where my sweet babies are and if they’re safe.

These are my sweet bees:

I really enjoyed this! 

Do you have a paid Spotify account? If so, you get Hulu with it!

I haven’t heard any talk of them lately; good call! Let’s see what these dudes are up to, shall we?