You know, anyone who believes that calling a cognitively impaired woman a “little shit” for doing something they clearly were not aware of is “funny” should (a) not be working in any care field, and (b) not be considered human. Fuck her and her single, withered neuron of empathy.

Amen, Brother! Even though the headline prepared me for what I was about to read, I lost interest about a paragraph in. She has no clue, and I didn’t find it humorous, either.

Good points. Article had way too much single-urban snark.

Have fun storming the castle! 

Someone in a bad automotive/financial situation asking for advice from someone with lots of automotive/financial experience is an idiot?

Correct. Some people also forget some of the most undeniably coolest cars of all time were, or started out as, cool versions of boring cars.

It just so happens that your Highlander XSE buyer is only mostly dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. [...] Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead, well, with all dead, there’s usually only one thing that you can do, go through theirclothes and look for loose change.

We have a previous generation HIghlander. It’s a station wagon. I even call it our station wagon in front of my wife, who actually agrees. My brother has a station wagon too, although his is a Subaru Outback. What I’m saying is, let’s start calling a spade a spade, and a station wagon a station wagon. I mean,…

On the back where it belongs

Right so I’ve never really paid any attention to the US electoral process before but this is the vibe I’m getting so far.

“Some people find this feature helpful.”
Yeah, I’d like to see some data to back this claim up. 

You’re a lesbian with a mullet.

I drive a luxury car, but people where I live literally look down at it/me because not an SUV or Truck.

Personally, as a lover of driving and high performance driving in particular, i’m always bummed out by the fact that cars double as status symbols and as a show of wealth. But that’s the unfortunate reality.

I’m an older guy. I drove a WRX. “Drive something age-appropriate!” they said. “Aren’t you a little old for a ‘boy racer’?” they said.

*makes calendar alert to remind me to do this when I get home*

I hope he made them all individually controllable so that he can communicate with the aliens, too.

I see them occasionally.  They look just as ridiculous in person

you bring up rule #9: true friends will never ask for a comp — especially if you’re just starting out.

How dare someone be a human and not enjoy it when other humans treat them as subhuman... come on dude, have you ever worked in service? If not, you’ve got noooo idea what customers are actually like. Chill.