Let’s make 2020 the year we stop saying terms like “deadass” and “stan”. I have a feeling that would put some time back on proverbial clock.

Don’t listen to the people in the comments, Erik. Because, wow, they don’t get what it means to be a Jalop.

Yeah, why in the world are there so many people who enjoy driving but don’t enjoy this other thing that is not driving? Perhaps we’ll never know.

Life confuses me sometimes. Of the dozens of friends/family/coworkers I know that have seen TROS, literally all of them (myself included) enjoyed it. I don’t know, maybe it’s because we’re all older (GenX)? We grew up on the originals, absolutely loathed the prequels, and enjoyed the sequels. I think this has come…

The “real” Republican died when Reagan signed a blood pact with evangelical voters.

Yeah he’s definitely not going to go down in history as the justice that angry-cried at a hearing, threw a tantrum and sneered at anyone who dared question him—especially that uppity Klobuchar, am I right, bro?—and was just generally disrespectful and combative because he almost had to face consequences.

A legacy of perjury, alcoholism, and rape, I can understand why he’d want to be known for the pizza instead. I’m sure Clarence Thomas would prefer to be known even as “the black Republican guy” rather than for his sexual harassment and clumsy pubes on the Coke joke, but that’s not how nicknames work; otherwise…

Sorry Brett, but you’re judge Rapey McYellsAlot forever.

I’m pretty sure if my current trajectory had me on track to be remembered as “Whiny rapist drunk who got on the Supreme Court strictly on promises of loyalty to a sitting president Justice” I’d prefer “Pizza Justice” too. Less factually accurate, fits better on a business card.

he’ll be remembered as the crybaby justice with the most punchable face.  matt damon’s take on him on “snl” was brilliant.

Naaa, I think I’ll continue to remember him as the rapist that got away with it.

I’ve never understood people who do this. At any store where you’re going to bring stuff back to pack in your car. I don’t get parking ass-in anyway, but whatever. Seems like a weird obsession with some people. If it’s an easy job to get the car in, whatever. But the problem is when it’s a busy lot and you have someone…

Have you lived in America very long?

“It’s not a very good cafeteria, so this is really just the opportunity they have to kind of haze you all the time.”

Yea, I love when I see ass-in vehicles parked at the Costco. These are people who are so obsessed with backing in, they overlook the fact that the doors and boot are facing the wrong way.

Don’t pull thru if you’re stopping to shop at Costco, you’re only making it more difficult to load your 24 pack of pianos in the hatch.

Even crying rapists like pizza!

Please post more photos of the Trumpy shirts. They work like pro-Trump bumper stickers and help me immediately spot the idiots.

This is not the way.

Yeah. I hate that Leia’s last pleas for the resistance falls on deaf ears, according to JJ. You couldn’t give her that? Just say that it worked. We see no indication that the Resistance is in shambles or falling apart or anything. Just say it worked.