*Gary Stu

“I disagree with her, I think everyone knows how I feel about climate change as religion on the left”

You think cockroaches aren’t going to be dicks to each other when they invent Cockroach Twitter?

Another solid strategy upon hearing a racist, sexist, whateverist joke is to pretend you don’t get it until they have to come out and say the stereotype they are making light of and then pretend you’ve never heard of that. “Huh? I don’t get it? Why would someone named Chang be bad at driving? Huh?”

He doesn’t just lose. He loses to a coalition of heroes led by the literal living embodiment of American ideals.

I mean, we totally saw this coming.

Trump’s campaign misusing a meme doesn’t so much concern me as Trumpo trying to pull literal Nazi shit with an executive order declaring Judaism to be a nationality. Not only is this continuing Trump’s anti-semitic “Jews = Israel” stance, but it’s also another step in justifying deporting Jews. Because if Jews are a…

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“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

The New Yorker’s Helen Rosner pointed out on Twitter that mincemeat hasn’t actually contained meat for a century...

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In the complete absurdity of this whole thing what got me the most was:

I’d rather not further stigmatize mental illness by confusing it with just being a terrible person.

I don’t think a plan like this “goes” awry. More like is awry.

I told them Bring Your Machete to Work Day was a bad idea.

I don’t care about either of those things, but they are both cyclical.  Just because Trump takes credit doesn’t mean he’s responsible.  He’s a liar that will take credit for anything.

You are advocating for genocide on a food blog. Wtf

I really think there’s a serious business opportunity in a chain of sit-down restaurants specifically marketed for a quieter experience (lots of sound-absorbing architectural and interior design, no TVs, etc.).

A dude named Grams, helping out peoples’ grams.