PERFECT!

In order to have the situation under control by his Big Super Patriot Hooray America Day Celebration, Operation Street Sweeper will commence at midnight tonight.

I was thinking along the lines of silly, made-up medals, but you’re probably more accurate.

I won’t be surprised if he comes out to give his speech with all kinds of medals haphazardly pinned to his suit jacket.

But...I ain’t no fortunate one, no.

Send Wolf Blitzer with him.  Those two can yap at each other until they die of thirst.

He probably had to spend 4 hours saying no to the finance guy.

My wife and I painted our bedroom red at one point. I could still see it with my eyes closed. It lasted about a month. And took six gallons to cover up.

Also, get dealers to actually stock more than one of the good-colored cars. It seams it’s always 10 silver, 6 white, 4 black, and 1 good color.

Years ago I was buying a Honda Civic and I just simply said, “No thank you.” to everything the finance guy offered. He was fine the first few times, but as he kept ramping it up and I just calmly said, “No thank you.” each time, he got madder and madder.  He finally lost his cool and tore up all his “offers” and…

I think I saw on some NBC footage this morning that Trump did try that silly handshake with Putin at another point in the event. It looked more awkward than usual as Putin stayed rooted in place and Trump kind of leaned in.  I’ll have to go look for it again.  I could be wrong.

I’m imagining the tantrum he would throw if they did.  Maybe he’ll blast off some shit during tonight’s Debate II and we’ll see if they’re serious.

Their confused rage would be glorious.

Oh come on, Daaaaaaaan.  This was the first debate and there were 63 people on the stage.  I’m sure they’ll get back around to it.

That’s a face that says, “I don’t know where I am, but boy howdy, am I glad to be here!”

I don’t think McConnell’s skull will hold a full pint, but pass it around anyway.  We’ll all take a sip.

Or milkshakes!

And over-salted.  I’ll have one chicken sandwich and a gallon of water, please.

It’s been years since I last had CFA, but about all I remember about their sandwiches is the salt...and the pickle that gets embedded in the bun.

And one more thing: He blasts this fire hose of shit at the wrong Megan Rapinoe account. Brilliant!