I saw one the other day on a dark grey Charger and probably wouldn’t have thought much of it if I hadn’t seen David’s other post about them.  They looked more faded than the pictures here.  I wonder if the sun bleaches them out.

The screen protector on my three year old microwave started peeling up a few months ago. I did not realize it was a screen protector. Now it looks like I have a brand new screen on my three year old microwave.

Years ago, I worked in retail and one of my jobs was to go around and collect all the sale tags when the sale ended. Well, one day I missed one on a fairly pricey item and a customer came to the counter and wanted it for the sale price. My manager made me sell it at that price and then yelled at me in front of the…

This is good.

Yes.  Also, fringed epaulets.  Maybe a sword.

Procol Harum always reminds me of summertime, for some reason.

Goddammit!

You know he now wants a sash too.

I guess DonJ and Eric think the “Come at me, bro” pose makes them look manly.? To me, it looks more like, “I eat glue”.

I will scream-vomit and probably choke to death.

And if your conscience/religion won’t let you medically treat another human being that walks into your clinic/hospital, then choose another profession.

As a Liverpool fan, I still yelled loud enough to scare the cat.  The final is going to be great.  I just wish everyone was healthy.

All rise.

My friend has a whiskey library. It’s a nice place to be.

Agreed.  A 10 second clip of prisoners being pulled out of the water or huddled in a skiff as a Greyjoy ship approached would have made that sit better with my need for “realism”.

Poetry, as usual.  

Oddly enough, Mrs. Weasel Teeth suggested Popeye’s for tonight.

Or a gaping, red butthole to hell.  Also, “not the message they want to send”.

Can you get YouTubeTV? You can get local channels, NBCSN, and several ESPN channels.  This and ESPN+ gives me all the soccer my eyeballs can absorb.  It might be worth a look.

Last week I was getting estimates for some remodeling, when one dude rolled up with a Trump sticker on the cab of his truck. After he left, I pitched his estimate in the recycle bin.