*voiceover*

Quiet, you.

Oh my God. A practical application for our combined knowledge?!

"Hello. I'm Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

"Simpson. Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history.
From the, town of Springfield. He's about to hit a chestnut tree."

I am only your memory. I cannot link to new pages.

The A.V. Club is the Queen of Simpsons References!

Hey Vern! *gunshots*

The Bible writers co-opted a lot of elements from this ancient tale, it's true.

Sounds like they hit on a real jackpot of an idea.

"The often-best-in-small-doses Jeong in a starring role. Hulk Hogan
acting. An unproven screenwriter with a clever but hard-to-market idea.
The director of Diary Of A Mad Black Woman. The producer behind Battlefield Earth and Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li."

I couldn't hear her over all the ladyboners.

*pushes glasses higher*
Floating dead

I see someone's starting his trophy collection again…

I don't know if they grade sandpaper, but…coarse.

My Korean isn't very good.