My favorite is the Marc Singer version. Here’s a clip on You Tube:

First, no one will ever be safe on an airplane without mandated passenger/baggage matching - something that does happen in Israel. No luggage is loaded on a plane unless the passengers have checked in.

I can’t even wrap my head around this. Are minorities supposed to be against wearing nice clothes? In my experience, the Black people in my office are always better dressed than I am, regardless of level.

You have to suffocate him with a pillow or poison him. You know, so it’s not violence.

So if they decide not to go to Rio due to fears of Zika, will they be jailed?

Okay, I’m old enough for this. They had the wrong Pepper investigate...

Re Churchill, I had a co-worker who paraphrased it something like this: When you’re young and Dad pays for everything, it’s easy to be liberal. When you’re out of school and start to work for a living and see how much tax is taken out of your paycheck, the conservative view looks better and better.

Wow, so you had completely overcome everything your parents taught you and your entire cultural upbringing and had your own core politics all figured out by the time you were 18? It’s unfair to hold normal people up to those levels of genius. I’m an old and still trying to figure things out.

It was a different time. I’m sure his opinions have improved since then. :)

I remember one of the young accountants at my office razzing me about that women-over-35 statistic and how older women are less picky. He was disconcerted when I laughed. In my experience, the older you get while single, the harder it is for a guy to get your attention. I liked my life. To turn my life upside down to…

Just putting on my pedant hat, here, so feel free to ignore. The KJV of the Bible reads “an help meet for man” - that is, meet = suitable. This is very different from helpmate, a similar sounding word that presumes a subordinate position not included in the original English text. Some more serious scholar may comment…

A favorite in the dorm was covering the door to someone’s room with butcher paper to about a foot from the top and filling it with popcorn. The office version is pingpong balls in the overhead cabinet. But you’re still a jerk if you don’t help clean up afterwards.

A “prank” is leaving a message for someone in your office marked urgent saying Mr. Lyon called about an important client and leaving the number for local zoo. Classic alternate: Ellie Funt.

One of the problems not discussed in this article is the fact that he was her sole caregiver. He was probably suffering from severe depression. Did he ever get any time to himself? Was he always with his sick wife 24/7? When my dad became sole caregiver for my mom when she had dementia, he gave me a checklist of signs…

Just adding my story to those who feel her pain.

It annoys me when people accuse others of being bad Christians (and now, bad Jews) because their politics don’t align. There (version of) God is too small.

I like this, but I would add pretend the movie never happened so we can bring back Zoe and Wash.

I remember seeing Jane Badler on the Johnny Carson Show (yes, I’m an old). He asked her how old she was, and she said she was between 20 and 40. She said that she’ll have to lie about her age eventually and thought it would be easier if she kept confusing people now.

What’s the series called?

Wear it anyway! When I was a young thin woman in the 80's, I loved my pants that were made out of upholstery fabric. I still do even though I’m wearing a much larger size.