This woman looks badass and I would like to share a drink with her. Happy Birthday, Maysie!

Fixed it:

The fact that Mike Pence “won” the debate by lying his ass off about (or just flat out ignoring) all the crazy and deplorable shit Trump has said over the last year and a half, how poor of a businessman he is, and how stupid his proposed policies are, speaks to the sorry state of this presidential race very well.

How absolutely horrible for Robin Williams and his wife. I cannot even begin to imagine. Can we please find a fucking cure for Alzheimer’s and the like already?!

Can we talk about that picture of Don Jr... just as soon as I stop vomiting?

Or! And I’m just spit-balling here, she’s actually doing herself a big favor playing into the “I don’t know a damn thing, okay?” version of events.

Not watching. Hit 20 weeks pregnant this weekend and I’m trying to keep my blood pressure down. Looking forward to your gifs, internet!

Sadly, Hillary can’t “win” the debate...not in any meaningful sense. Mark Twain explained her problem best: “Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.”

Fuck 2016 and then entire election cycle. I understand why there has to be ads like this, but I don’t want to accept that this is what we’ve really come too. Can not wait for this shit to be over.

That’s ridiculous that the reporter would question Clooney about them at the UN for God’s sake.

The Good Girl. Cake. Office Space. The Switch (fight me idc). Horrible Bosses. Rumor Has It. Bruce Almighty.

Please don’t be nervous. You guys are my balance. I come here to remind myself that Trump is never going to be President because people just like you are rational, smart and informed. I read comments from you all and I’m like, “ok cool, so I’m freaking out over nothing, no worries. Calm down, Hachi.” So, please,…

I was thinking the same thing. Haven’t there been rumors for years that one of the Weinstein brothers has been involved in things like this? Their family business would explain the “family” man, albeit in a different context than assumed, and they are certainly A-list. The only hitch in this is “revered.”

I mean, I understand that, but that describes so many people that it’s weird that Tom Hanks is the first person that jumps to so many peoples’ minds. Here’s a list of a number of top male actors from the 80s. Quite a few actors, including Tom Hanks, aren’t even on this list.

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

I would add: be especially careful jogging alone and keep an eye out for signs. Know the difference between a cat print and a dog print in soft ground (cats retract their claws).

Do we really have to go into why this is a problem again??

Here is the original quote (From her fundraiser in NYC 9/9/16) :

Ok, I am admittedly really really really bad at this, but I need a ruling. Her follow-up (the full one, not what’s written above) is shade, no?